mellow johnny

Texan for "winner of Le Tour de France."

Cycling fan: Wow, what a stage, I'm glad Lance is in the Maillot Jaune after all that racing.

Tex: What are you talkin' about? What is mellow johnny?

by Cyclist August 7, 2005

Mellowcholy

1. The emotion one gets when they begin to feel depressed for depressions sake, especially whilst they are happy.
Ex: fake depression
2. The feeling you get from listening to your favorite songs, which are about being depressed.
3. The happy way listening to Jawbreaker records for hours makes you feel, melancholy.
4. Happy and sad at the same time.
5. Faking happiness when you're really sad.

I had a really great day, but listening to my emo music made me mellowcholy.

by Jakeoh July 30, 2008

mallo

supa fly
hip, cool, gnarly, sweet,

mallos are supa fly, yo.

by sarahhipcoolfly September 26, 2007

Malloritis

A compulsive, addictive and sometimes fatal addiction to the species Mallory. Often accompanied by loss of sleep, loss of appetite, and an erection lasting longer than 6 hours.

Johnny: Shit, I haven't slept in days.

Sam: Dude, what happened?
Johnny: Man I caught Malloritis!

by shitzam February 3, 2010

Mellons

A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.

Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!

by Head Kelly March 31, 2009

mellon head

a person with an obseanly over size head, or someone with a overwelmingly face full of BBs

that sucker from jack in the box had a mellon head

by fred rek June 22, 2006

ricardo millos syndrome

It infects people when you watch him dance, it makes you get buff as fuck and get an american flag g banger. Often fatal

Yo dude i think Kerry has Ricardo millos syndrome

by Peanutmeister March 6, 2019