Some rich nigga with a big dick that's diamond 3 in league of legends and LEM in csgo and can fuck yo bitch while your sister juggles his nuts in her mouth. GG l2p
Damn he Miguel Paulino me. He outplayed me in a 1v1 and fucked my sister and my bitch at the same time.
by WetPussyFromDaBronx September 4, 2015
Get the miguel paulinomug. A big-chapin-juicy-thick-man with scrumptious tits who once was named Michael. You can find him chasing after minors, preferably under 16 years of age, and consuming a variety of drugs 24/7 in person and/or in social media. He adores his black boots, which he wears from time to time. He likes to say, “No cap!” when he mikes (cap). An interesting fact about Miguel is that he actually mikes on bringing mass bitches to parties.
“Yo Alex did you tell Miguel to secure the 3-hour limo ride for prom?”
“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”
“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”
by gschockdestroyer1 June 21, 2020
Get the Miguelmug. He is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fine
by Unknown Unkonwm March 31, 2005
Get the Miguel Bracamontemug. thomas is usually named of the person who always try to find himself. Lost person. always fall in love in the wrong person.
by creux les agustin June 7, 2021
Get the Thomas Miguelmug. The best 5'5",dot-eyed kid you could ever meet. He's very energetic, very kind to people who he thinks are kind to others. If you've ever been approached by Miguel, you're considered his friend. If you have not spoken to a Miguel Bing yet, you should probably approach him yourself! He loves everybody, and he shows it. Oh yeah, and he also speaks in third person! Unfortunately he is very easy to manipulate, so he'll have to watch out for that.
Shinichiro: "YO, MIGUEL!"
Camille: "Oh, hey Miguel!"
Kurai: "What do you want, kid."
Lena: "Me and Miguel are besties!"
Miles: "I hate the way you look."
Miguel Bing: *emotion : happy*
Camille: "Oh, hey Miguel!"
Kurai: "What do you want, kid."
Lena: "Me and Miguel are besties!"
Miles: "I hate the way you look."
Miguel Bing: *emotion : happy*
by pLeeped November 17, 2021
Get the Miguel Bingmug. by BiggerPoppa March 10, 2017
Get the Miguel's shirtmug. An expression used to denote when one experiences great pain, such as having their hand bitten by a horse. Taken from the infamous "Ay Miguel" video circulating YouTube.
Person 1: How're you doing?
Person 2: Not great, considering I just got the "Ay Miguel" treatment from my pet horse.
Person 2: Not great, considering I just got the "Ay Miguel" treatment from my pet horse.
by Awesomeguy4784 June 29, 2022
Get the Ay Miguelmug.