Emily Meyer

Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.

I love you Emily Meyer and I always will.

by TheOneForPeace October 10, 2020

The Oscar Meyer

When a man places his dick in a bun and puts mustard and ketchup on it and let’s a women eat the bun and sometimes the penis too

Person 1 : ay you tryna give me The Oscar Meyer
Person 2 : only if I can eat the meat with the bun

by C.Collin27 April 27, 2023

Ethan meyer

Fucks a ton of bitches and gets to 4th base every time.

Wow, Ethan Meyer is so cool, he must fuck loads of women.

by Trevmart06 May 1, 2023

Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Micah Meyer

A man who knows that Noah is the best

Dude 1: "Is that Micah Meyer?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's quiet but cool. He is not as cool as Noah though."

by theno45 July 28, 2023

meyer

meyer is a person with a small wiener and plays girls like it is toys

damn he is a meyer!!

by balls420blze November 22, 2021

Finnley Meyer

Mia Phair’s man.

Finnley Meyer is the cutest boy ever I’m so lucky to have him<3

by Finnleys girl<3 August 2, 2022