Emily Meyer

Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.

I love you Emily Meyer and I always will.

by TheOneForPeace October 10, 2020

Wet Meyer

That Sexy Motherfucker

Wet Meyer - A legit GIGA CHAD

by TheWiseMan32 May 28, 2023

Levi Meyer

Someone with a massive penis and a big, fat, juice, ass.

Did you see Levi Meyer, he has a massive penis

by FreezyLemonade March 3, 2023

The Oscar Meyer

When a man places his dick in a bun and puts mustard and ketchup on it and let’s a women eat the bun and sometimes the penis too

Person 1 : ay you tryna give me The Oscar Meyer
Person 2 : only if I can eat the meat with the bun

by C.Collin27 April 27, 2023

Ethan meyer

Fucks a ton of bitches and gets to 4th base every time.

Wow, Ethan Meyer is so cool, he must fuck loads of women.

by Trevmart06 May 1, 2023

Caden and Meyer

Caden and Meyer are low key the stray when it comes to combat. With Meyers incomparable lightsaber moves he is a worthy opponent. While Caden on the other hand has skills of hitting fingers with lightsabers his main attribute is throwing stuff at the enemy while Meyer does the real work. Caden is a certified morale booster.

Wow watch out caden and Meyer have lightsabers

by Obi-wan is life October 21, 2019

meyer

meyer is a person with a small wiener and plays girls like it is toys

damn he is a meyer!!

by balls420blze November 22, 2021