The Met

A name commonly used in Lancashire to refer to a Metropolitan Hotel Pub. The Metropolitan is a chain, similar to Weatherspoons, except far larger and more impressive.
You'd bring a camera to the met, but not 'spoons. Also, spoons sells terrible but far cheaper alcohol.
A Met' is usually the largest pub in a square mile and will be filled with either toffs or scroungers, never anything above middle class though.

Lanc 1:I'll bob by The met on't way back, y'u com'n wi'?
Lanc 2:Aye Mate. Spoons'd be cheaper 'ough.

by DaveBland October 07, 2020

met thot

a thot from the 803

She a met thot.

by xhdzhfxjg June 23, 2020

Adam Met

The brains and the looks of the amazing band AJR!

"I'm a huge fan of AJR, my favorite member is Adam Met!"

by A Schlatt Fan January 08, 2023

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 06, 2023

Gaan speel met jou pa

To go play with ones father instead of me

Guy 1 : you got some big ass ears
Guy 2 : fuck you! Gaan speel met jou pa

by serr synergyKKE.RJ October 14, 2021

frikandel met mayo

1 Lekker vlees met sausje.
2 Synoniem voor penis met sperma.
3 paardenvlees.

(jouw vriendin): mag ik jouw frikandel met mayo

by maubro May 08, 2023

Chur met

Cheers Mate, but most likely it is a sarcastic 'cheers mate' if someone has told you or given you something completely pointless

Guy one: My sister said she saw you the other day, said you were looking a bit worse for wear.

Guy two: Chur Met.

by Geez123 December 21, 2011