Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".
"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"
by Rusty Van Dross November 07, 2012
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Melon Swings

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"
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by www.bananahammockpools.com October 05, 2010
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Armstrong Melons

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon
Yea she had some Armstrong Melons
by the other one 2 November 12, 2010
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popcorn melon

The husk of a watermelon used as a bowl for popcorn
by Meatmaster78 December 31, 2016
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threeway melon

Where three men each insert their penises into one of three holes leading to one conjoined gap in the middle. The objective is to be the first to cum without watching any pornographic or arousing content. Last individual to ejaculate will have to each the residue inside.
Hey, I know this might sound a little gay but wanna try that threeway melon game?
by Undercover MVP January 01, 2023
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Melon Bag

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.
by Jesperz January 02, 2011
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Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.
Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"
by J-Pacey January 27, 2008
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