love mayonaise

cum

she likes to swallow the love mayonaise

by pville October 29, 2002

Sayaka Maizono

A blue-haired character from Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.
She is widely accepted as a soft, innocent girl despite attempting to murder Leon Kuwata and blame Makoto Naegi by taking advantage of his feelings and sleeping in his dorm because she claimed somebody was trying to kill her.
Yes, she was breaking under the pressure and supplied with a motive, but that doesn't make her innocent. It helps but---

Person 1: Awww, Sayaka Maizono is best girl! Leon is just an asshole.
Person 2: You realise she took advantage of Makoto's feelings and tried to kill Leon Kuwata.
Person 1: Awwww, so innocent! Hehehehe.

by MsSleepyKiller January 25, 2020

Mayonnaise Man

(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.

Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!

by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010

Love Mayonnaise

Semen.

I filled her kebab with my love mayonnaise

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

mayonna

Mayonna is an outgoing person she never gives up and is very honest with people and smart and talented and keeps going and never gives up

Mayonna is very smart

by Mr.peebody March 27, 2017

maysonnova

sexy.

random person: yo who is that?
me: that’s maysonnova.
random: sexy.

by v4mpsnots March 16, 2021

one-eyed mayonnaise launcher

(n.) Same as penis or dick.

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008