Sausages and mayonnaise ?

Another way to ask a friends oppinion on whether they would sleep with a specific person. The act of being so overwhelmed by the beauty of another person you have the urge to masturbate and ejaculate on their feaces.

Hey man, check that girl out...sausages and mayonnaise ?
So dude what about Rihanna...sausages and mayonnaise ?

by Kendrick CalMan dbn January 13, 2013

mayonnaise sandwich

The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.

That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich

by JJJ December 19, 2004

carrot in the mayonnaise

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.

Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.

by John McTumling August 24, 2017

Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."

You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.

by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008

maneze (mayonnaise)

prison lubrication the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant

the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up

by fatherboat December 24, 2007

italian mayonnaise

a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.

That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.

by Susquehanna December 14, 2022

yugo-mayonnaise

Unfathomably irrelevant Google search term yielding results that are more than unexpected.

Dude! I just searched for "cheese helmet" and all i got was yugo-mayonnaise.

by Mosh Pit Matt July 6, 2010