by Ilovelalalaland January 16, 2023
Get the mateo boccelimug. 
Get the Mateomug. Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.
by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024
Get the Mateo the goonermug. Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.
by Fatesh June 14, 2024
Get the Mateomug. Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.
Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017
Get the Mateo Tironemug. by anonymous April 26, 2022
Get the Mateomug.