Matt
Jesus or a cunt that lives on his own, does drugs, shits on his friends, and treats his women like shit.
Matt by Stealyourmanandyourgirl May 14, 2015
Matt
A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
Matt by Andrichael February 20, 2010
Matt
An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
Matt by wallythebeerman February 3, 2010
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matt by ian1987dude January 14, 2008
Matt
A man who is sexy and charming, but a total dick behind closed doors. He will take you on emotional rollercoaster rides and spoil you with gifts and great sex while tearing away any self worth you have for yourself.
Girl 1.) MY boyfriend is such a dick, but he gets me cool stuff and he is so sweet so it's okay.
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt
Matt by Retarded Seal October 13, 2016
Matt
Matt .... A great listener who is compassionate and sincere and a reliable friend who is great looking but acts humble about it
Matt by The Italian God April 29, 2016