100% gym junkie who likes to bench women and has a strong pimp hand and pimp thrust. he has a penis of large proportions and to comemorate this, the erect tower of markonus was built in the 21st centuary which is located in brighton and damascus. only have been built in the whole world because of the excess amounts of equipment and laborours used to make it.
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A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010
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