Maria

A girl who looks really hot with Big Boobs and who is a chatterbox!

Look at that girl over there? She must be a Maria!

by D Shok January 18, 2017

Maria

The hottest girl(Usually rich)at your school that nobody will ever get to fuck except if your a rich white preppy football player.A Maria can be of any race but mostly is one of those rare few super rich mexicans.

Guy#1-"hey dude did you see that one rich Mexican girl I was talking too yesterday?
Guy#2-" oh yeah dude to bad you will never get to tap that unless you win the lottery!!"
Guy#2-" wait..... no you have to be rich and play varsity football to even talk to her!! You don't meet here expectations you poor penis wrinkle."
Guy#1-"well I told her the time.... Does that count as a conversation?
Guy#2-"Nope your too gay and wats her name?
Guy#1-" it's Kate-
Guy#2-"No bitch she looks like a Maria"

by ericthecutebunny March 25, 2009

Maria

A common misspelling of Mario from the super mario bros game series.

“Is that maria”
“No thats mario”

by Lolxl November 28, 2018

Maria

Maria is the sexiest human alive. she’s literally a god. She’s really hot and gorgeous. she’s the kindest and the funniest. you should find a Maria for u. Every guy wants her so if u have a friend who’s called maria don’t show her to your bf, he must fall in love with her.

boy1- dammit i js can’t stop thinking about that girl.
boy2- is she a maria?
boy1- yes! she’s the hottest girl i’ve ever seen.
boy2- ikr!! marias are the best

by jadennn1 June 17, 2022

Maria

Maria is the name given to an old woman who likes poop.

My grandma's such a Maria.
She has chronic diarrhea.

by A rotting cheese January 11, 2022

Maria

Maria is a great great great student
She is amazing
You will love her
All of her teachers love her

Oh Maria, she is such a fantastic girl

by shrimp1234 May 5, 2019

Maria

A girl who likes to listen to beyonce and has 2 kids who’s names start with a d and a j . And is in there 40’s and has long hair

Ouu there go Maria

by They adore me November 23, 2021