Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.
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by shadowsdad March 14, 2021
Get the Macey mug.“Marcela” is the most important gift in your life. Marcela is of majestic worlds and divine Godly light. One who bestows this sought-after name has been blessed from head to toe, inside & out. With captivating eyes, a persuasive smile, genuine soul, kind heart, healing hands & sensually strong, athletic features; it would be difficult not to fall in love with her.
Marcela may have endured difficult life lessons in adolescence which may lead to superficial or distorted views from others. Marcela may seem intimidating but also wildly intriguing at the same time. Due to lessons, Marcela will be versed in a multitude of subjects, full of intriguing conversation. With deep compassion, many seek her advice and help. She doesn’t judge anyone outwardly with intent to find goodness in All. Those unwilling to be vulnerable may hide, as those brave will succeed in life with her help. She is not afraid to reveal her own intimate details or insecurities to make one feel superior & comfortable to communicate. Friends & lovers are magnetically driven to win her affections.
As a mother, Marcela is lovingly strict, giving, & communicative, so to raise confident & caring children into successful adults.
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If you are named Marcela or choosing to spend your life with her, be prepared for success and joy, magic & miracles✨
Marcela may have endured difficult life lessons in adolescence which may lead to superficial or distorted views from others. Marcela may seem intimidating but also wildly intriguing at the same time. Due to lessons, Marcela will be versed in a multitude of subjects, full of intriguing conversation. With deep compassion, many seek her advice and help. She doesn’t judge anyone outwardly with intent to find goodness in All. Those unwilling to be vulnerable may hide, as those brave will succeed in life with her help. She is not afraid to reveal her own intimate details or insecurities to make one feel superior & comfortable to communicate. Friends & lovers are magnetically driven to win her affections.
As a mother, Marcela is lovingly strict, giving, & communicative, so to raise confident & caring children into successful adults.
As a wife, Marcela is devoted, highly charged in creative sexual desires, supportive, respectful, thoughtful, generous & doesn’t mind sweet public displays of affection.
If you are named Marcela or choosing to spend your life with her, be prepared for success and joy, magic & miracles✨
Has anyone seen Marcela lately? She was “the one who got away” but I’m not waiting any longer or making the same mistake twice. When I find her; I pray she will be mine forever.
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The coolest chick you will ever meet. She will take you on wild adventures that you never knew you wanted to go on. She will make your heart melt with all the joy she brings to peoples hearts. She has her friend's and family's back always and will never leave anyone behind. Just don't break a Marceline's heart or else it won't be pretty. People will try to bring a Marceline down but its only because they are jealous of how amazing she is. A Marceline will always know how to cheer up her friends the best way she knows how taking them on a adventure of wonder.
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