Miracle Plug

Baby pacifier

baby pacifier is a miracle plug

by samwise13 August 17, 2012

Maracked

To be completely oot yer tree. Often ends with you waking up in a random driveway covered in kebab and chilli sauce with a hobo spooning you for warmth.

Someone got totally Maracked last night on Disaronno and white lightning and pissed in my sisters shoe. bad times.

by Hibbleton88 November 4, 2012

Miracle Beer

A beer you didn't know you had until it was ALMOST too late.

Man, I thought I ran out of beer. I happened to look behind the milk and I found one last beer, the miracle beer.

by MickeyESA August 29, 2015

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016

Maralexa

A name only given to a loving, beautiful, caring, and awesome person.

Maralexa is such an awesome and loving person.

by Whatsapp123 May 23, 2016

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017

Miracle Whip Faggot

An extraordinary closing event in a cutting match that shuts your opponent right the fuck up.

Hey man do you remember when Cole Biscuit got slammed at the fish bowl like a Miracle Whip Faggot.

by Jobesd April 6, 2021