mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

Mao Button

Satire in Feng Jicai's "The Mao Button. "Buttons" in the story are a metaphor for penises.

"I've got a Mao Button like nothing you've ever seen before."
"Is it big?"
"Big! Well, it's bigger than that 'Triple Loyalty' button of his. But it's not just big-it's a real novelty. But let me see yours first."

by Obese_Microwave May 9, 2024

Den Mao

A god that takes the form of an everyday cat. His cat name is Denji but he is actually the all powerful Den Mao.

Bro I asked the Den Mao to stop the rain if I gave him more servitude and he did. Just don’t make it mad or it’ll eat your soul.

by Servant of the Den Mao May 25, 2024

Mao Lamdo Walk

A Mao Lamdo Walk is what happens when a pulp hero like Tarzan walks around like a boss. Named for the late Mao Lamdo, who popularised it for the theme song to the anime adaptation of Cobra.

Tarzan has done a Mao Lamdo Walk in many post-1950s adaptations, starting with the Gold Key comics adaptations and popularised internationally by the Disney version of the character.

by Snapper2001 January 27, 2026