Mango Loco

The biggest scam monster energy has ever put out

Dude I hit the Powerade button on the vending machine and it gave me Mango Loco what the fuck

by And that’s on a whole stack June 23, 2020

Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020

Green mango chutney

Green mango chutney, a food item used to treat a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure which were thought to be completely safe, this is a myth!

Quick hes having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, give him some Green mango chutney!

by Rogueybear January 7, 2021

Portuguese Mango

The FT King, Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’

by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021

mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 18, 2021

Torkad mango with Norrlandsguld

A GREAT meal for yall who dont like it with sugar. It's somethin you do with the kids and then decide to go får "Små grodorna" and say "oooooh, jorge"

-You wanna have a GREAT meal and sing "Små grodorna"
-Sure.
-Take this
-Hold on, is this Torkad mango with Norrlandsguld

by yoboytorkadmango November 26, 2021

Mango lassi

When you're raw dogging a girl and she pees while your fucking and as she's pissing you bust a nut

Made some mango lassi last night and I put it in a cup and told my mrs's mum it was juice and she drank it

by Bigdaddymamba February 1, 2022