Yer Mum

A common British variation of the American idiom 'yo momma' - usually used as a retort when one is insulted.

"You're such a big bell"

"Yer Mum's got such a big bell, I know 'cos I let it penetrate my ass."

by Tom Preston September 02, 2004

Matts Mum

The excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. It can be used to put people off, as an answer to ANY question and can be the response to anything such as a hello!

Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!

OR

Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???

by "O" Town rep May 31, 2010

ya mum

common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted

so what did you do for the long weekend?
yamum

by i could eat chocolate all night long April 28, 2003

mum said

Same as "That's what your mum said, just shortend for snappier use.
But to the same or better effect.

person 1 "Shall we go in the front or back?"
person 2 "mum said!"

by mikeytjrc April 09, 2007

ur mum

The apparent zenith of comebacks, used almost exclusively by 12-16 year olds.

Person 1: You sir, are a veritable nincompoop.
Person 2: ERR UR MUM LOL!1!

'I AD SEX WIV UR MUM LOL'

by Dougal September 27, 2004

ur mum

the british form of "ur mom", a overused comeback that is funny if used as a joke or your kidding when u say it.

Person:Fuck U!
British Person: I fucked ur mum!

b_i_t_c_h678: i have sooo much homework.
this1person923: ur mom has so much homework! OH! BURN! WAT NOW!?!?!?!
b_i_t_c_h678: wtf lol

by The girl who wants to have Ryan Rosses babies July 17, 2006

mum hole

a definition of vagina (can also be used as a insult)

person 1: woah id tap that
person 2: no mate that girls got a serrious saggy mum hole

by ...Da freak with no name... aka Tom April 12, 2008