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movie snob

The way you can tell if someone is a movie snob is by asking them what they like to do in their spare time. If they say "movies" they are normal people. If they say "film" they are movie snobs. Movie snobs are the kind of people who go see a movie like Spiderman and then whine that it's unrealistic because there's no way a real person could get bit by a spider and be able to fly from building to building.
You can usually find movie snobs posting 1000 messages a minute on imdb.com trying to make themselves look smarter than other people and telling everyone else they are using bad grammar. Chances are they are in their mid-20s, don't have jobs, and live in their mom's basement. They might try to make independent movies but don't realize that everyone else thinks their movies are terrible.
by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 11, 2006
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movie skank

a person (usually a girl) who always bails on you before going to the movies. This person usually has a lame excuse and this happens repetitively.
girl: heyyyy, you know the plans we made for this weekend? i cant go. i have no money, my dog died, my grandfather's in the hospital, i have a huge headache, and my car battery died. but you should still go with bre.

friend: yeah, it's okay.....
LATER: that girl is such a movie skank, ugh.
by Kathryn Jacksington April 3, 2008
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Movie Memory

when you are telling a story about your life when suddenly you realize that it was derived from a show or movie. NOT YOUR OWN LIFE. usually occurs within a person who has "no life"
Brad: hey dude, one time i had a crush on this girl named mary and i was at her house on prom night and got my penis caught in my zipper while i was...wait...nevermind, that was from the movie "all about mary".

Chad: Wow Brad, havin a bad case of Movie Memory? You really need to get a life!
by NatGrimace July 4, 2009
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Movie Mill

The state in which producers of big screen movies live, where their entire lives revolve around:

A. Conjuring up movies as fast as possible regardless of their quality

B. Stuffing our tvs, radios, billboards, and any/all commercials with previews and ads to their next boring, redundant, movie so that we must accept big screen movies are a lifestyle and not a choice

C. Focusing on how fast they can create terrible movies with action yet without real actors with movies like Transformers, Knight and Day, Twilight, anything with Angelina Jolie, and so on - just so that they can make par with or beyond budget and continue profits.

D. Exploiting Americans so that they believe their culture should praise untalented actors of big name movies and continue to utilize these actors in further movies whereby additional profits are made
ie. 1. Our theaters in and around the United States are complete movie mills.

ie. 2. Washington State University is a diploma mill, similar to a movie mill, where a diploma is issued to anybody who has paid for 180 credits, but a movie mill makes money instead off of your need to watch Will Ferrell.
by Reighner July 7, 2011
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movie parking

A parking spot right by or very close to the front door of your destination. So named because in movies, almost no one is ever shown walking a long distance from a parking spot. See also: Rock Star parking.
"Do you see a parking spot?"

"Yeah! On the right! Movie parking!"
by Alex Feigelson September 1, 2005
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Movie Night

uh oh, Spring break, I hope MovieNightMadness doesn't die! cux there's no movie night this week
No...Don't jump!
by spernihan April 11, 2004
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movie buddy

when a guy (or girl) tells you they don't see you as dating material a.k.a. having a platonic relationship with you, but they need someone to see movies with and that person is you.
example 1:

you: do you want to go to the movies again?

him: i don't see you and i dating.

you: well, i'm just asking you to the
movies.

him: i do need a movie buddy.

example 2:

you: he said he only sees me as a "movie
buddy" because he doesn't see himself
dating me.

friend: that means he's expecting some
nookie after the movie.

you: if i'm his movie buddy that's all i am
so he's not getting any nookie after
the movie.
by rendan December 9, 2008
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