Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

Mock-it-all

1) An individual that mocks certain people consistently, potentially making normal tasks harder as the suffering victim has to re-think the same memory constantly

2) Someone who despises a certain thing as the days go on

1) I hate Mock-it-alls

2) He was a Mock-it-all in class

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Girl learns about racism. Plus filler. LOADS of filler.

To Kill a Mocking Bird

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024

mock-torian

When something is trying to appear older than it actually is. Taken from Mock and Victorian. Generally trying to give it an air of age and therefore superiority by having an oldey worldey look or fake provenance.

You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.

by Frandango April 21, 2025

mock-lungeon

A mocklungeon is a pretend mulungeon.

Melungeons ,The people who are a triracial isolate group from the Appalachian Mountains.

Hey,have y'all done heard about Georgia? She's a mock-lungeon who tries hard to be a real melungeon but fails miserably

by Frybread Flatfoot April 28, 2024

conster mock

the cousin of ponster menis

that's a conster mock.

by zerotabbies February 16, 2024

Mocked

Getting groped by your music teacher and him going to court and being innocent even though there were several eye witnesses

Dude did you hear that Grace O. got mocked?

by ball slanger June 14, 2022