Joel's Mistake

When someone loses their virginity to someone they don't love the first chance they get and feel like shit afterwards

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked this girl, she got the fattest ass
Guy 2: Ay man I hope you loved her cause you'll feel like shit afterwards. Some people call it "Joel's Mistake"
Guy 1: Why would I feel like shit after seein that cake jigglin
1 week later
Guy 1: Damn he was right fuck I feel like shit now

by Joel :| June 23, 2020

Favorite Mistake

In fact a mistake but not regretted or avoided. Definitely a decision that follows with a loss, punishment, or negative response.

Friend #1: Hey, are you and that girl still talking?

Friend #2: Sadly no…She was my favorite mistake

by A1 ex January 27, 2022

Valentine's mistake

Everyone born exactly 9 months after Valentine's day .Their birthday being November 14th

"hey you know Stephanie is a Valentine's mistake"
"She was born exactly 9 months after Valentine's"

by Tom-Ato October 28, 2019

Amish mistake

May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.

When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

JV Mistake

A minor error/mistake. JV is referenced so as to signify the level of error as compared to Varsity level.

Julie made a jv mistake when she left the price tag on the gift she gave to Rachel.

by skyteam March 10, 2011

mistake by the lake

Mistake by the lake is what Cleveland Ohio is called because it is right on the lake and it is the worst city in America .It seems like Cleveland was just a big mistake to even have been built. poverty high crime and drugs bullying bad schools bad hospitals the rich run every thing and the poor and not get out to another county .

Hey why is that guy so mean dirty and nasty ? Because he comes from the place called the mistake by the lake know as Cleveland.

by redpillamerican December 18, 2020

Fajita Mistake

An ambitious addition of ingredients to a fajita, often performed by amateurs, which causes the fajita to fall apart.

My friend's greed caused him to make "fajita mistake."

by Fajita Dojo May 19, 2011