milton

A town just south of Boston that borders Dorchester, Mattopan, Quincy and Randolf. Milton used to be a really nice town filled with goody-too-shoes and real smart kids. Not the case anymore... the west side of milton has turned rather ghetto, and has almost no white people in it. On the other hand you have East Milton. East Milton is a hangout place, with notable features, such as the Woods, The Square, Dunkies, and Andrews Park. Everyone that lives in East Milton is white Irish, with no acceptions. East milton kids rep their hood. Almost all the people living in East Milton have parents from Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is the most Irish place in the United states, beating Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is big on drugs and drinking. Milton is well known for thier Slutty Girls who can't keep thier legs shut. Also for their Good-looking boys who all end up being Rotten cheaters, who like to play girls then ditch them for Other hoes.

Milton High is ghetto. All the smart boys leave to go to BC high, all the smart girls leave to go to Notre Dame or Urseline.

Milton and quincy have a huge rivalry. Leading to stabbings, and fights almost every weekend.

BOY 1: " Dude, i need a bitch who will suck my cock."

BOY 2: " Lets Hit up Milton."

by queen11 January 17, 2012

Milton High

stupid school in a stupid town.

is like a zoo for pugs whales hippos. the zoo currently has 1 for each but also has one animal in the whole thing.

by sum1 January 15, 2005

miltswanka's

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

After Breakup:

1st guy:
"That's right, (your name), is back on the market. Mother's lock up your daughter's. Daughter's lock up your MILTSWANKA"S."

2nd guy:
"Miltswanka's?"

3rd guy:
"Oh wait i can get this. Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again"

1st guy:
"Correct. Circle gets a square"

by holy_smoke_93 November 17, 2009

Milton Academy

A private school in Milton, MA far superior to its rival, Nobles.

No Milton student is capable of crossing the street. All their tuition goes into the grass on the quad. The cave is constantly filled with clueless freshman. DSGs are as far as the eyes can see. More people eat in the snack bar then Forbes.

Person: What school do you go to?
Milton student: Milton
Person: Oh you live in Milton?
Milton student: No I meant Milton Academy sorry

by DumbMAFrosh October 12, 2018

MILTF

MILTF~ Mothers I Like To Facebook

Hey, Your mom is such a MILTF. I saw in her status she was having her nails done today!

by Mom of 2 Love of 1 January 16, 2010

Lake Milton

A place that resembles hell in Ohio. There is no food close and the lake smells like ass. If you drive by this place stay away and if you live there you should just leave, or kill yourself if it isnt too late.

As we entered lake milton the boy jumped out of the car and stabed himself

by Sweet john 69 July 9, 2011

Milton Mum

Lorne Jane wearing type A personality, Land Rover driving, opinionated mother of a child at Milton Public School. Usually flouncing around at the front gate expressing their inflated self worth and opinions and spreader of malicious gossip.

She's such a control freakish bitch .... such a Milton Mum

by notTrent900 December 13, 2014