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Miguel is a green flag amazing man you'll ever meet. He will treat you right even though they sound like a total jerk he is the greenest person you'll ever meet. He will treat you right, buy you your favorite foods, a sweet talker even though he is a shy person. He is incredibly handsome and is good with playing guitar.

I fucking love Miguel.
Miguel is my love.
Miguel by beabadoobaeeee July 3, 2023
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A firefighter that doesn’t fight fires, also wears his pajamas to work.
That Miguel sure is a Pajama Mike.
Miguel by Pajama Mike July 25, 2023
a guy who is not shit. he will lead you on, tell you the most sweetest shit ever, tell you he won’t go back to his ex and then go back to her.
“girl ! let me tell you about this guy that lead me on. he ain’t shit

“is his name miguel?”

“yes !!!”
MIGUEL by themostperfectgirl November 18, 2023
He is very tall. Always being rude with the whole entire world, but sometimes can be very quiet or very loud. Always having the biggest blabber mouth and could never stay quiet. Whenever he is talking he always uses “bro” in one of his sentences.Whoever having a friend name Miguel can really make your life more meaningful
Miguel?
Miguel by Ghghhhuii November 19, 2023
he has the biggest ego but the smallest dick. there’s no reason to date him because he has poor looks and poor personality. stay away from miguels.
god that bitch is so annoying he’s such a miguel!
miguel by nattyvcd :P November 20, 2023
Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.
Miguel is so stupid
Miguel by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023
Miguel is a kind of cunt that you only encounter once in your life. A kind of walking disaster that'll set everything you hold dear on fire. Should you make contact with a Miguel please for the love of god call the police.
"I'm having a bad day." - "Oh no did you come across a Miguel."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."
Miguel by CheetosEater665 November 26, 2024