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make a mess

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.
My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.
by BRD October 24, 2004
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hot tranny mess

noun. "Hot tranny mess" was coined in 2008 by Christian Siriano, an American fashion designer and the winner of the fourth season of American reality show Project Runway. His remark incensed the transgendered community. He soon apologized for the remark.

The term is now used to describe generically anyone (regardless of sexual identity) who is any of these: a fashion nightmare, a bad dancer, sloppy drunk, has atrocious manners, tells hilarious off-color jokes, is very funny, is flamboyant, or whose life is in shambles or an endless comedy of errors.
Who is that hot tranny mess getting thrown out of the bar?

Oh, my God! That's too funny! You crack my ass up, you hot tranny mess!
by NickAtlanta July 29, 2009
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Beautiful Mess

A girl who looks confident and gorgeous on the outside..but on the inside she has self hate, depression, anger. Girls like this usually when get drunk they cry, get mad, and make mistakes. Usually caused by men or other life events that has fucked them up mentally and physically.
"wow.. she pretty..but has a lot of messed up feelings and acts horrible at times; shes a beautiful mess"
by her666 June 19, 2014
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Cakey mess

When you shit, cum and piss in a blanket and wrap the female in it making her look like she is covered in cake mix
My girl was being bare cheeky so I decided to get kinky and I did a cakey mess
by Hintwat May 19, 2016
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as mess

An adverb which denotes a lot, quite a bit or very much.
I am hungry as mess.

It is cold as mess in your room.
by bounce deezy March 9, 2011
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Whammy Mess

A term used to describe one who has fallen from the Mormon religion and has transformed into a binge-drinking, womanizing heathen. Also a phoenetical expansion of the well-known abbreviation: Worst Mormon Ever. abbreviation W.M.E.
Joseph is a Whammy Mess.

That Whammy Mess is a marathon-running, red-bull drinking, grinding machine.
by Poocio January 23, 2009
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big hot mess

a place/person/school/town/group that has loads of drama that people "complain" about but in reality everyone (or most people) love it because all the crap keeps it interesting
person 1: all this shit is just gettin' annoying
person 2: nah, it's a big hot mess--you learn to love it
person 1: true---keeps life interesting
by chickadee47 June 7, 2009
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