Born in Tunisia and went to england and joined a band called Queen. Nobody likes them. He was gay and died of AIDS in 1991.
by KISSRULES April 28, 2009

When you are not affected by Mercury retrograde yourself... but everyone around is. Hence you end up suffering during a Mercury Retrograde nevertheless, by having to put up with everyone else's drama.
Later that morning : work continued awfully and threatened to spoil my day. Despite me being fastidiously careful, people tried to blame me for things which went wrong anyway. In other words, I had managed to transcend the effects of the Mercury Retrograde today, but my managers and co-workers had not, so I had to deal with their bullshit, nonetheless. In effect, I suffered from Mercury Retrograde by Proxy.
- Alex Sumner
- Alex Sumner
by Doctor Pinch January 11, 2023

Noun:
Slang
Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.
Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.
Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
Slang
Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.
Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.
Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
Man I heard Charlie Sheen got Freddie Mercury Poisoning!
Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.
Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.
-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.
Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!
Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.
Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.
-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.
Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!
by Fredrick Quicksilver December 24, 2018

*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."
by Pierre Haunt May 8, 2018

by ElectricDragon80000V January 3, 2018

It is an addictive substance which when consumed makes you feel "panchi banu urte firu mast gagan mai." NEVER UNREDESTIMATE THE POWER OF MERCURY
by Sharlock October 12, 2022

1st definition: Known as an planet that furrys live on. They are the saddest emo roadman out there and due to the current weeb vibes, they have been morphing into a fully fledged furry goat. However, the effect of it being a failed abortion we cannot decide whether this sack of balls will become a furry goat or a silly goose. Only time will tell
Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.
A little bit of backstory, they were an orphan but sadly the mother found out that the weeb furry planet was kinda decent so took them back for some money making, however the father was so depressed and disgusted that they had to adopt a sad weeb thus he travelled far far away into the safety of the alpha plate.
3rd definition: In case of
Emergency, dissect the ear and feed it to the silly gooses. Unfortunately, this specific furry got silly goose wil have to survive and face the innocent world with their emoness. Let us all pray to the air, that the brave alpha plate defeats this sad lifeless sack of balls.
Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.
A little bit of backstory, they were an orphan but sadly the mother found out that the weeb furry planet was kinda decent so took them back for some money making, however the father was so depressed and disgusted that they had to adopt a sad weeb thus he travelled far far away into the safety of the alpha plate.
3rd definition: In case of
Emergency, dissect the ear and feed it to the silly gooses. Unfortunately, this specific furry got silly goose wil have to survive and face the innocent world with their emoness. Let us all pray to the air, that the brave alpha plate defeats this sad lifeless sack of balls.
Mercury (aka weeb): *exists*
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.
Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.
Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
by fishcomrado October 28, 2022
