Guy 1: can i see you penis
Guy 2: ya
*pulls off pants and under wear*
Guy 1: thats the smallest matt ive seen
Guy 2: ya
*pulls off pants and under wear*
Guy 1: thats the smallest matt ive seen
by Plungie January 18, 2014
Matthew is a quiet soul till you get to know him. Then he is a witty little genius. His boyish smile shines bright when excited or happy, but to the girl he loves, his smile is fierce and loving. His eyes are a golden brown with a mischievous glint that would make most girls' knees go weak. But he is also shows the greatest amount of loyalty that is possible, to the one girl he loves. He is passionate and expresses it in his writing. He is a fantastic writer, stories are detailed and eye catching. He is also a gifted gamer. All over Matthew is a girl's dream. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
Is that Matt? Your boyfriend?-boy
No, that's Matt my other half-girl
Matt I love you so much. Te amo, la mia altra metà.
No, that's Matt my other half-girl
Matt I love you so much. Te amo, la mia altra metà.
by M.R.D December 26, 2012
A boy who THINKS he is a god wen it cums to pleasing women.
A boy who THINKS he's making all the ladies moan when they're actually GROANING 'get off of me'.
A boy who doesn't actually know what he's doing, and he's pretty square.
A boy that will never ever get a gurl.
A boy who has a large ego.
A boy who THINKS he's making all the ladies moan when they're actually GROANING 'get off of me'.
A boy who doesn't actually know what he's doing, and he's pretty square.
A boy that will never ever get a gurl.
A boy who has a large ego.
by TheTruthBeWritten May 12, 2009
by Matchew519 December 30, 2011
The boy didn't know what he wanted so he kept leading a girl on then running away when he got too close. This boy was being a Matt
by Mysterygirl333 May 06, 2015
A Best Friend is someone who's always there for you and is beside you no matter what. I've had plenty of so called Best Friends So glad I have one now who's funny, kind, attractive and so much more. A Best Friend is someone who is there for you and you in return. Someone who could never leave you and sometimes you catch feelings for each other or maybe just one of you that's fine but remember to have rules and stick by them.
My best friend is Matt he's always there for me I couldn't live without him. He's also really cheesy
by BigManStephen69 November 11, 2018
a male with demonic characteristics. easily frustrated, abnormally loud, loves nipple clamps, enjoys multiple kittens by his side, only eats blue colored foods, bites wooden doors and can dance like no other. He usually enjoys long bubble baths after his long beat off sessions, rose petals in the water are usually his favorite thing to relax to.
Take caution: A Matt should never be frightened or suprised. If so, Matt will have fainting goat syndrome.
Take caution: A Matt should never be frightened or suprised. If so, Matt will have fainting goat syndrome.
by pussy fart-o February 22, 2012