texas chainsaw massacre (remake)

the most br00tal movie since the original(:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) was br00tal.

by reedradd x February 18, 2009

Boston Massacre

1.the hilarious killing of only a few idiots
2.Immense propaganda by Paul Revere
3. The Mets/ Red Sox World Series

the boston massacre is just bullsh*t

by a55h01e November 12, 2004

spaghetti massacre

When your friend riley drops his spaghetti all over the floor and you tell him to pick it up. It then leads to an argument which has you choking his bitch ass with the saucy spaghetti. And of course you are innocent because if Rileys bitch ass didn't drop the saucy spaghetti and ruin it in the first place, the spaghetti massacre wouldn't occur

Really riley, you literally just caused a spaghetti massacre

by ChillBlinton February 10, 2017

Browns Chicken Massacre

The big shit you take after eating a load of fried chicken (especially its from Brown's Chicken).

"I had a bucket full of Brown's Chicken and pasta last night and this morning did a Browns Chicken Massacre on my toilet."

by Are2Dee2 December 4, 2010

texas chainsaw massacre

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.

Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"

by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018

Waco Texas Massacre

If I remember correctly, the Davidians fired first at the ATF agents, wounding many of them severely...It was only after they fired first that the FBI decided to go in with there tank. The Davidians were involved in illegal acts (Um, the weapons they fired at ATF agents were illegal weapons) and they were stock piling weapons, with the possible intent to overthrow government organizations. They got what was coming to them in my opinion, and i firmly stand beside those ATF and FBI agents who took the davidians down.

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by JxGx928 April 28, 2005

hobo massacre

after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.

Joe: there's an inpection outside my house

Tim: why?

Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.

by FAT TONY JEW STONER July 9, 2011