Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.
by schoolsucksballs March 01, 2023
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by uwutism January 16, 2020
The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you
by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019
Masonism (ma-ay-son-is-um) is the worship of any creature bestowed with the title "Mason" though masonism is more commonly used when referring to the worship of any human being that was bestowed the name Mason
by That Cl0sted Kid March 20, 2023
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