The cutest and strongest guy you’ll ever meet, Marcos is the whole package. Marcos’s pack a mean 10 inches of raw schmeat. Marcos’s have a burning passion for minions, owning nearly all of the merchandise. Marcos will play video games like it’s a religion. Marcos’s have the best hair you’ll ever see in your lifetime to go along with that stunning six pack. You’d be lucky to have Marcos as a boyfriend but be careful cause he is drowning in females of all ages (watch out for your grandma). Marcos can bench 800 lbs with ease, squatting 1,300 no biggie. The raw schmeat could keep you afloat all night. I simply cannot compliment the pulsating, gargantuan of schmeat that Marcos’s behold. Marcos is a keeper for life, never let him go. You could get lost in The ocean that is Marcos’s eyes. You’ll fall in love with him instantly. Oh and did I mention the absolute masculinity of his throbbing, giant, schmeat. Get you a man named Marcos.
Girl 1: woah have you seen that dudes schmeat, it’s massive!!
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos
Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos
Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍
by Bruh2012 March 12, 2020
by jangjee's girlfriend February 06, 2019
A beautiful sexy man with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. Looks like a nerd but is a complete awesome person. He asks you if you are doing good today and loves his friends.
by Jameschareles1234 May 15, 2019
A cool dude, really mean to teachers, get really bad grades, does dares even if nobody tells him too
by Barragan March 15, 2017
(n) - An asshole that usually thinks they are the greatest person ever created. One who talks way to much and uses talking as their only defense mechanism.
by CDEFM April 20, 2011
sasd (spiciness always smells delicious) boy.
baby brother in the SPICIEST family.
DOPE.
"family huddle, family huddle. no for reals guys, i'm so happy we're in the same family. no for reals."
baby brother in the SPICIEST family.
DOPE.
"family huddle, family huddle. no for reals guys, i'm so happy we're in the same family. no for reals."
by gracehannahpoonchang January 09, 2010
The moat homosexual name in the human language. Any Marco is definitely a homosexual and cannot deny the fact that they’re a homosexual. They crave men’s genitalia 24/7 and get a throbbing erection at the mere sight of any man.
by Xx3ur7p May 19, 2019