library cat

a cat that has taken residence in a library

Have you met the new library cat at the library? I heard it is very friendly.

by O.E.A March 14, 2017

library teacher

The worst type of teacher in the whole entire world.
They also are old.
They give you baby work to

My library teacher gave us pre-primary work

by Jeffboblikemilk December 5, 2018

Library Camping

A library camper is always keen to be in the library. They leave their laptop to save their seat and they’ll rush to get there and be slow to leave. People Overly Love Learning And Reading During their library session and those people are library campers.

P1: What are doing today? P2: Oh I’m going to the library. P1: Of course you are, you love library camping !

by Fishy24601 September 8, 2022

truckers library

An Adult Book Store .

Valentines Day is near, I got to make a stop at the Truckers Library to get my Wife a latex battery operated valentine.

by SKIVVY 9 January 25, 2018

Female's liberator

A female who can't stand most of the males she met in life, but thinks the females are the most wonderful people for being female rather than for being wonderful people.

Female's liberator- Waaaaaah, I can't stand my father and brother, all they do is make me feel like shit! I'm gonna dedicate my life to whining about how unfair males are to females, and I'm gonna dedicate my life to being the worst kind of bully, the kind of bully who makes everyone else but me the bad guy. Every female should get a prize for being female and being born.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

dewey the library cat

The most famous cat (I think) known. Said to be very handsome and good at his job. Unfortunately died years ago. If you want to know more, search up dewey the library cat book and read it. you will cry at the end.

Me: hey friend do you know any good cat books?
friend: oh heck yes Dewey The Library cat. a true story that made me cry
Me: haha I won't cry
Me next day: *sobbing

by Kaifwa December 21, 2020

Sitting in the library

Telling your coworkers in front of your boss that you spent the night chilling in on the couch after eating an edible.

So I didnt get anything done because I was just sitting in the library.

by Emp B October 13, 2023