Led Zeppelin Pregnancy

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.
Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!
by Mr Hamsandwitch January 03, 2011
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led zeppelin

Zeppelin is God!!!they rule all, and always will...for those of you who dont listen to the Led need to be shot, and brutally tortured...
by Kasia December 21, 2003
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Led Zeppelin Junkie

A person who is profoundly obsessed with Led Zeppelin... I mean LED ZEPPELIN!!!
Guy one: I heard that dude listens to Led Zeppelin in his sleep.

Guy two: Yeah, he's a Led Zeppelin Junkie.

Guy one: I can't blame him.
by Fool in the rain 777 July 11, 2008
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led zeppelin

Undoubtably the most influential rock band of all time, if not the most influential of all genres. It's just sad that people give them so much credit... because they weren't terribly original. Led Zeppelin I doens't have a single song which isn't influenced by another band/person. Page copped lyrics and riffs from many poor blues artists without giving them proper credit. In fact, they've been sued several times for it.

This includes, but is not limited to the following:
Rock 'n Roll, Black Mountainside, When the Levee Breaks, Custard Pie, Hats Off to Harper, How Many More Times, Bring It On Home, Whole Lotta Love, Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, Nobody's Fault But Mine, In My Time of Dying, Moby Dick, Lemon Song, Boogie with Stu, Stairway to Heaven (yes, they lifted the beginning chords and the progression pattern), White Summer, Since I've Been Loving You, Dazed and Confused, Communication Breakdown.

They did have some original tunes which were good, but they need to give credit where credit is due, like to Willie Dixon or other poor blues artists of the 50s.
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by reid December 23, 2004
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led zeppelin II

The Best Rock Album Of All Time Biatch! Heartbreaker, Ramble On, Lemon Song. All There Is Too It.
Led Zeppelin II Is The Best Rock Album Of All Time.
by Led Zep Fan April 30, 2007
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Led Zeppelin III

Led Zeppelin III is Led Zeppelin's third studio album. It was released in 1970. It had alot of accoustic/folk songs on it, which made alot of people critizice them of copying Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.
Led Zeppelin III's reputation of copying Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young has changed alot.
by Justin P. B. April 27, 2006
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led zeppelin

The best band ever to exist on the face of this earth. From their bluesy first album, to the best guitar album ever (Led Zeppelin II), to the best acustic album ever( Led Zeppelin III), to the best album with the best song ever ( Zep IV) to the best album ever( Physical Grafitti) and so on...

Led Zeppelin have never composed a bad song... All their songs are so fucking good. Only few bands are good enough to even lick Zep's balls(apart from Pink Floyd).

Stairway to heavenis the best song that has ever been written. Actually Sick Again, Dazed And Confused, Trampled Under Foot, Achilles Last Stand are as well

Jimmy Page is the best guitarist in the whole world. He will never be surpassed by any guitarist.
Jjohn Paul Jones is the best bass/keyboard player ever.
Bonzo is the fucking best drummer to stop foot on this earth. he can do anything on his drums- for you doubters check out Moby Dick live..
And Robert Plant has the most amazing voice ever. To prove this i reccomend you to listen to the ZEP DVD and putting on the MSG concert on the first DVD from 1971 and listening to I can't quite you baby
Guy: I love Led Zeppelin
Girl: can i make sweet love to you?
by Bronenalladin February 16, 2006
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