Avril Lavigne

Avril is a total poser, her label forced the "sk8r girl" logo up her butthole, the same like how t.A.T.u had "Russian lesbian schoolgirls" shoved up THEIR buttholes too, swears on Mozart and Beethoven that she was nothing like Britney Spears when she was just as pop as Britney was, she was ACTUALLY supposed to be a country singer and sang country but again, she had a skateboard shoved up her ass, she even sounds country like "sk8r boy later boy" More like "country boy take me hommeee up the mountains down the tractor", and steals her dad's underwear and ties. She has no idea what the fucking sex pistols are yet said "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." I swear to my LIFE you're not, unless your extremely controversial, do every fucking drug and die young. I couldn't believe she can even say such dumbass statement like that unless she had a gun pointed to her head...

I literally could not find any other girls except from her in her "constipated" or whatever the fuck it was called music video, it was all teenage boys that got payed a mountain dew and a kiss to be in that video and why the fuck did she take off her pants showing her brothers stolen undies in that music video what was she thinking? A total pick me. She is NOT the queen of rock, settle for Amy Lee or Hayley Williams.

Avril Lavigne: "I love to reüak"
More like you love to PEUP (Pop)

by Thedefiiiinnerr March 8, 2025

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The wrong way to spell Avril Lavigne.

Avril Lavinge is Avril Lavigne spelt wrong.

by Pseudonym August 12, 2004

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The worst, most annoying "singer" on the planet Earth. Thinks she is "punk", but obviously isn't.

See poser

Once said "I'm like Sid Vicious for a new generation!!"

(and somewhere on earth poor Sid spins like a pinwheel in his grave)

Omg! 'm lyke sooo punk rawk!! I listen to Avril Lavinge!! OMG!!!

by Allison April 8, 2004

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