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Laws lottery

Laws lottery was the name earned hundreds of years ago by commoners when the odds were much better for the player
by LordofGrange July 6, 2025
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Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.
Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!
by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025
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New York lottery

I want to be lucky and win the New York lottery
by The rangers fan February 8, 2025
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London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
by recklessconduct February 19, 2025
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Ladyboner lottery

That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.
by 3hourtour June 7, 2024
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Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider
Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.
by Clevervirus July 24, 2024
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