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Kitchen dweller

1. a woman in a kitchen
2. a name for a women not doing her job
3. someone in the kitchen for a long time
The kitchen dweller made me a sandwhich

The kitchen dweller was breaking her rule buy being let out of the kitchen without permission
by LOL Women May 4, 2011
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Dutch Kitchen

The extreme version of a dutch oven, taking a dump, then locking your friend in the bathroom.

Also known as a shit lockdown.

Feel free to try this at home ya'll!
Person 1: Dude, there's a huge spider in the bathroom!

Person 2: No there isn't.. Wtf is that janky smell?

Person 1: DAMN, YOU JUST GOT DUTCH KITCHENED!
by Sydanda Nargel October 13, 2011
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Back to the kitchen

A phrase used to send a Basic Bitch to the kitchen when she does something so unwanted that people don't mind using a slightly sexist remark because this is the only way that can calm down a Basic Bitch.

It's not offensive or sexist to use, especially when it's used to establish peace.

See also: Begone Thot
Debra: "We should call ourself womyn, the word 'woman' is so sexist"
Rick: "Back to the kitchen"
*Debra goes back to the kitchen*
by thanksforlettingmedothis March 11, 2020
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Soup Kitchen

A bunch of old homeless dudes that had an orgy in a car.
*Police Radio*: Detective, we found your car.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.
by Chronic Masturbater November 30, 2011
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kitchen whore

Another way of saying 'mum'
me - oi! KITCHEN WHORE! make me a sandwich.
mum - yes master :'(
by BigC33 December 11, 2011
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under the kitchen table

A woman so desperate for a man, ANY man, that she'll suck him off while he's eating at the kitchen table.
She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.
by Jez Me September 25, 2010
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Claire from the bon appetite test kitchen

synonym for amazing, great, beautiful because claire is an amazing person
was your day claire from the bon appetite test kitchen?
by only50%asian April 11, 2020
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