by Big Phil July 20, 2004
This is the hottest girl in the world. You only wish you could be friends with her. She can get any boy she wants and good at sports like soccer and Track. She can dance. She is better than you
OMG! Keira Hofmann is so hot!
Nice Job Keira Hofmann for winning the race
Keira Hofmann has a dance recital today
Nice Job Keira Hofmann for winning the race
Keira Hofmann has a dance recital today
by tacos-and-twilight October 26, 2019
A skinny, talentless 19 year old who got more attention and publicity than she deserved for Bend it Like Beckham, when the real star of that film was Parminder Nagra.
While Keira is pretty (no one's denying that), she cannot act at all. Her face is frozen in a blank stare in each of her films; she has the emotional range of a clothes shop mannequin. When Orlando Bloom professes undying love to her at the climax of Pirates of the Caribbean, after two hours of the pair risking life and limb for each other on the high seas, she doesn't even so much as blink. Her blank, unreactive expression appears to be the same when she is being rowed off to her death in Pirates of the Caribbean as it is in Love Actually when she learns that her husband's best friend is in love with her.
Watch her closely in BILB, Pirates, and King Arthur; in all those movies she basically runs around screaming or pouting. Wouldn't exactly call it acting, though.
While Keira is pretty (no one's denying that), she cannot act at all. Her face is frozen in a blank stare in each of her films; she has the emotional range of a clothes shop mannequin. When Orlando Bloom professes undying love to her at the climax of Pirates of the Caribbean, after two hours of the pair risking life and limb for each other on the high seas, she doesn't even so much as blink. Her blank, unreactive expression appears to be the same when she is being rowed off to her death in Pirates of the Caribbean as it is in Love Actually when she learns that her husband's best friend is in love with her.
Watch her closely in BILB, Pirates, and King Arthur; in all those movies she basically runs around screaming or pouting. Wouldn't exactly call it acting, though.
by ps September 22, 2004
Elizabeth Killed Captain Jack Sparrow and Keira Knightley Kissed Johnny Depp... BITCH!!!
Why don't you just kill yourself girl?
Why don't you just kill yourself girl?
by Donkey Penis July 27, 2006
by inluvwithviherseldwhichisapers December 28, 2022
A word used to describe length in most circumstances. If you translate it into meters it equates 2012m or around the length or a train.
New popular arrest: My ride to success can only be described as a Keiras dick about of length.
*audience claps*
*audience claps*
by Rick’bloody rolled;) July 7, 2020