Hot Karate 

A fucking sweet Los Angeles band.

Dude 1: Hey did you go the Hot Karate show last weekend?
Dude 2: YEAH, and everyone got laid!

Hot Karate by BuckRodgers November 22, 2011

The Karate Kid 

Having sex while wearing a Cobra Kai gi, and at the moment of climax yelling "SWEEP THE LEG!" and then throwing your partner off the bed.

Dude! I totally got this chick with The Karate Kid last night!
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.

The Karate Kid by ScotchScotchScotch May 18, 2013

Keyboard Karate  

A Term You use to Someone who wants to Argue or Fight with You in a Online Chatroom/Message Board

"OMG..Look at this dude...He wanna Keyboard Karate Now"

"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"

' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."

Keyboard Karate by Jimmy Jellyhands January 19, 2009

Spider Karate

The chopping motions made with your outstretched arms when going out in the back garden during autumn, in order to avoid walking into any spider webs spun across the path overnight.

I forgot to do my Spider Karate when I went out to hang the washing this morning and ended up with a face full of web

Spider Karate by Cheery Chicken September 28, 2009

water karate 

If you are taking a shower and your hands are hitting the water in a fast, repetative motion, you are playing water karate.

Hey everyone, I was just in the shower playing water karate and got your shower floor sticky. HIYAH!

water karate by kakarotch August 10, 2007

Amateur karate

An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.

two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....

Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?

Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.

Amateur karate by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009

Dildo-Karate 

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

Dildo-Karate by quartz89 February 1, 2022