by BuckRodgers November 22, 2011
Get the Hot Karate mug.Having sex while wearing a Cobra Kai gi, and at the moment of climax yelling "SWEEP THE LEG!" and then throwing your partner off the bed.
Dude! I totally got this chick with The Karate Kid last night!
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.
How'd that turn out?
I broke the lamp... and had an awkward conversation with the ER nurse.
by ScotchScotchScotch May 18, 2013
Get the The Karate Kid mug.Related Words
"OMG..Look at this dude...He wanna Keyboard Karate Now"
"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"
' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."
"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"
' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."
by Jimmy Jellyhands January 19, 2009
Get the Keyboard Karate mug.The chopping motions made with your outstretched arms when going out in the back garden during autumn, in order to avoid walking into any spider webs spun across the path overnight.
I forgot to do my Spider Karate when I went out to hang the washing this morning and ended up with a face full of web
by Cheery Chicken September 28, 2009
Get the Spider Karate mug.If you are taking a shower and your hands are hitting the water in a fast, repetative motion, you are playing water karate.
Hey everyone, I was just in the shower playing water karate and got your shower floor sticky. HIYAH!
by kakarotch August 10, 2007
Get the water karate mug.An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.
two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009
Get the Amateur karate mug.a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".
Dildo-Karate is amazing
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
Get the Dildo-Karate mug.