Kansas City

A city known for swaggering Jackin and filled with a bunch of weirdos and off brand niggas. some people call Kansas city the cousin of the bay area because it Jocks The bay so hard.All the real niggas in KC are either lock up or dead leaving the population of KC filled with bums

Examples of off brand Kansas City niggas: niggas try to flex at raytown, south KC, lees summit

by GIGIGA April 27, 2013

Steamboat Kansas

An act of epic proportions that cause's all those around to raise their status of respect for you. Also can be a shot in the upper shelf region of the goal causing the goalie to look real dumb.

Jay : Damn austin you just ripped top ched
Austin : Fuckin Steamboat kansas
Kevan : Yes

by zjedlk July 14, 2011

Kansas Jayhawks

The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.

The Kansas Jayhawks have failed to become anything

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

kansas gooch

When you take a Matt Lamb stick a icy-hot between his ass hole and his nuts.

My room mate was asleep and I gave that bitch a kansas gooch. Man then he kicked my ass.

by goochmaster1999 March 9, 2009

Kansas Math

A tem describing the expectation to perform the same or better with reduced resources. Popularized by University of Kansas men's basketball coach Bill Self when faced with a fan base expecting continued dominance despite effects of attrition.

Reasonable fan- "How do you have these lofty expectations for Kansas basketball after losing two lottery picks and an fantastic guard?"

Unreasonable fan-"Kansas Math."

by havoc4prez September 21, 2011

kansas steamer

When tugs_snazzy has sex with his friends tugs_thug they are a gay couple that fucks all the fucking time.

Snazzy wants to fuck thugs

Snazzy wants to fuck thugs therefore there’s the Kansas steamer

by Tugs_elo September 5, 2019

Kansas Plow

Its a sex position were the guy is fucking a girl on all fours from behind, preferably on carpet, and then he knocks her arms out from underneath of her but continues to drill her, driving her face into the carpet.. If you're lucky, she'll have some rug-burn on her face for you to show off to your friends.

"dude, what happened to your girlfriends face?"
"oh, thats just some rugburn, I Kansas Plowed her ass last night."

by Blue Brother Pledge Master April 7, 2010