A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.
Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

Look there’s Harvey Kane let’s go cave his scull in he’s such a ugly little cunt and disgusting looking
by Henrysniper35 May 23, 2020

by Shady Sithis July 3, 2017

to pull a kane is to unconsciously snap your dick in a pool. legend says (or kane says) while he was rooting a chick in the pool he snapped his dick. in theory but we have come to the conclusion that he was trying to fuck the jet filter.
being shocked by a sharp pain in your dick with blood pissing out.
*see's a bloke facing the wall of the pool sourounded by blood*
man " hey look that guy is pulling a kane"
*see's a bloke facing the wall of the pool sourounded by blood*
man " hey look that guy is pulling a kane"
by LaRaBoYs... April 11, 2010

She is a SuPER UNDERRATED girl from the Kane Chronicles (written by Rick Riordan). Her boyfriend is Walt (with Anubis in him BUT SANUBIS EXCISTED FIRST PEOPLE)! Her cat Muffin is the goddes Bast and her brother is Carter Kane. Her goddes is Isis.. YES SHE MET PERCY AND ANNABETH OK! 😂💖
Anubis: "WhOA the sky is beautiful tonight"
Walt: "you know who else is beautiful?"
Both: "Sadie Kane"
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Sadie: "ABCDEFG.. gummy bears are chasing me! One is red and one is blue.. one is chewing on my shoe.. now I'm running for my life cuz the green ones got a knife!"
Neith: ...
Walt: "you know who else is beautiful?"
Both: "Sadie Kane"
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Sadie: "ABCDEFG.. gummy bears are chasing me! One is red and one is blue.. one is chewing on my shoe.. now I'm running for my life cuz the green ones got a knife!"
Neith: ...
by Sadiexhalfblood October 22, 2019

by KanePersuad69 October 25, 2023

When you are Randomly gifted a Candy Cane from an unexpected unreliable source or at a time of year that is not even close to Christmas. Instant feelings of mistrust and shadiness follow.
by jefe blanco December 21, 2017
