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The Hair of Knowledge

One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.

Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean

"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared
by Shauna P 137 January 31, 2014
mugGet the The Hair of Knowledgemug.

Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.
"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"
by iamahab April 15, 2012
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knowledge dump

The act of writing everything you know on a test or exam - usually followed by a feeling of heavy relief or fatigue.
Patrick: Just had a huge knowledge dump - my brain hurts.
Caroline: You should take a nap!
by LOL404 June 14, 2011
mugGet the knowledge dumpmug.

Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
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knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
mugGet the knowledge logmug.

Fountain of knowledge

A person with a high chance to get an ace in any exams.
In case of any questions, you can ask the Fountain of knowledge.
by sbd with sth November 9, 2017
mugGet the Fountain of knowledgemug.

selective knowledge

just like 'selective hearing', but with regards to having knowledge. Admitting or not, to having that knowledge, as one seems fit.
Linda was trained on each part of her new job. However, she forgot part B, so she claims she wasn't trained for it. She's using 'selective knowledge' to cover her ass.
by MugWumpy November 14, 2010
mugGet the selective knowledgemug.

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