The act of dissecting an enormous, toilet clogging turd with one's own hand (when no other appropriate instruments are available) in order to prevent not only significant plumbing issues, but shame and embarrassment.
synonym: Beaned.
synonym: Beaned.
" Oh My God, I drank too much coffee, clogged the toilet and had to karate chop my turd because my roommates were outside the bathroom waiting!"
by webabunti September 14, 2016
Get the Karate Chop My Turdmug. An extremely attractive person.
Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.
Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.
by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005
Get the hottie tottie with a naughty karate bodymug. by Jimmy James May 10, 2004
Get the super karate monkey death carmug. The Karate Chop Game (KCG) is a game consisting of players karate chopping eachother in a turn base system, with full force. To join the game, the potential player must be read the rules to the fullest, and must chop into the game, meaning the potential player must chop someone whose already playing. ONCE IN THE GAME YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THE GAME. The head, neck, and groin are banned zones, anyone who hits these areas are punished by a penalty chop anywhere on the body aside from the banned zones. A person driving, eating, has open drink in hand, and not in/playing the game, cannot be chopped, if chopped a penalty chop will be given to offender (penalty chops cannot be blocked). You cannot chop the same person twice in a row (unless penalty chop), however once you leave location the turns start over. You can chop 3 seperate people in a row if you have not already chopped them, those 3 people can now chop you in return. All chops excluding penalty chops can be block and do count as your turn. The turns are infinite as long you keep chopping eachother in turns. All chops must contain no malicious intent. Whoever chops first starts the turns. You must keep track of your own chops.
Person 1: My mom yelled at me for not being to help with the groceries yesterday.
Person 2: Why? Just help her.
Person 1: I wanted to but my brother and I got into an intense round of the Karate Chop Game (KCG).
Person 2: Oh man! I've been there. Just do the good ol chop and run.
Person 2: Why? Just help her.
Person 1: I wanted to but my brother and I got into an intense round of the Karate Chop Game (KCG).
Person 2: Oh man! I've been there. Just do the good ol chop and run.
by CubanArab May 26, 2023
Get the Karate Chop Game (KCG)mug. One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008
Get the i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!mug. A martial artist boy who beats up his bullies.
Inspired by the 1984 American martial arts drama film of the same name, this word started out as a word referring to bullied straight male kids who became highly skilled karatekas and stood up to their bullies to the point of successfully beating up their bullies.
Overtime, the word lost its original meaning and just became a byword for any type of bullied straight male kid who learned any type of martial art or combat sport and became a brave highly skilled martial artist that fiercely stands up to bullies and jerks. The martial art that he learned doesn't have to be Karate. It can be Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Judo, Kali, Kung Fu, Wushu, Wing Chun, Hung Ga, Jiu-Jitsu, or even Western fighting systems such as Boxing, Freestyle Wrestling, Sambo, HEMA, Luta Livre, Krav Maga, etc.
Inspired by the 1984 American martial arts drama film of the same name, this word started out as a word referring to bullied straight male kids who became highly skilled karatekas and stood up to their bullies to the point of successfully beating up their bullies.
Overtime, the word lost its original meaning and just became a byword for any type of bullied straight male kid who learned any type of martial art or combat sport and became a brave highly skilled martial artist that fiercely stands up to bullies and jerks. The martial art that he learned doesn't have to be Karate. It can be Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Judo, Kali, Kung Fu, Wushu, Wing Chun, Hung Ga, Jiu-Jitsu, or even Western fighting systems such as Boxing, Freestyle Wrestling, Sambo, HEMA, Luta Livre, Krav Maga, etc.
Example 1:
Blogger title in his news artilce: Real-life karate kid! Video shows little boy skilled in Muay Thai beating up his bully who is bigger than him!
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Example 2:
Gerald: I can't believe it. Back then, Stephen used to be an insecure shy socially-awkward eccentric introverted kid who is constantly picked on by jerks at his school but now, he is a strong confident young man who doesn't let anyone cross him. He beat up all of his bullies.
Mark: Yeah! What did you expect?! The little guy is highly skilled at Taekwondo, Boxing, and Sambo!
Gerald: Yeah! He's a real-life karate kid!
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Blogger title in his news artilce: Real-life karate kid! Video shows little boy skilled in Muay Thai beating up his bully who is bigger than him!
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Example 2:
Gerald: I can't believe it. Back then, Stephen used to be an insecure shy socially-awkward eccentric introverted kid who is constantly picked on by jerks at his school but now, he is a strong confident young man who doesn't let anyone cross him. He beat up all of his bullies.
Mark: Yeah! What did you expect?! The little guy is highly skilled at Taekwondo, Boxing, and Sambo!
Gerald: Yeah! He's a real-life karate kid!
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by Ultimate-Warrior-Boy December 25, 2023
Get the karate kidmug. by Glass Don December 12, 2021
Get the Karate Wanger Chickmug.