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Rape Junior

Noun
A lesser form of rape, not involving penetration.
David: Dude, you came on my face while I was sleeping!

Steve: Yeah bro, you just got rape juniored!

David: Did I not do my dishes? :(
by Admiral Cockmongler March 13, 2009
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Junior Smash

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is below the legal age of consent. When approaching smashable girls, the males in a group would typically get them in bed by yelling the phrase "We gattt connnndoms". For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken, as they have not yet been smashed often enough to be seduced by the previously stated sentence.
Example 1
Jose: "Hey bro you hittin' up that highschool chick yet?"
Alex: "YEAAAAHHHH man i junior smashed her all night."

Example 2
For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken. Watch as the male approaches the junior smashes in their natural habit...
Jose: "Hey ladies....we gaaat caaaaaannnndy!"
Jon: "We're gonna get some junior smashes tonight"
Kelly: "I love candy!"
by supersmashbro January 13, 2009
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ARCHIE JUNIOR

A ROWING TEAM MASCOT LOVED BY EVERYONE. HE IS SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS 'A POM POM' OR 'BIG ORANGE THING' BUT THIS HURTS HIS FEELINGS A LOT. HIS NICKNAME IS 'AJ'.
ARCHIE JUNIOR IS THE GREATEST TEAM MASCOT OF ALL TIME :)
by ARCHIE JR IS A GOD January 14, 2019
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junior crabman

a younger version of a crabman with heightened gynecomastia and grime but without the noxious odor.
"Who is that Junior Crabman freshman! Damn, he's fugly and look at those jugs!"
by rofltiks February 12, 2010
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junior mafia

The rap gang that Biggie was in, he dominated the East Coast with the Junior Mafia.
Junior Mafia was at the top of the East Coast.
by rapper July 2, 2005
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Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.
That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.
by El Quacko June 5, 2009
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Junior Spesh

1) Junior Spesh is typically a children's meal such as the Happy Meal @ McDonalds.
However it is heavily used when referring to the lunch time special/children's special meals at Chicken shops.

One pound and fifty pence (£1.50) is a reasonable rate... but remember, mayonaise maybe twenty pence more.

2) Junior Spesh is also used when referring to an attractive younger girl, that you really shouldn't be looking at. Essentially Junior Spesh is another form of word for Jail Bait.

This is fast becoming the preferred use of the word as Junior Spesh's in the sense of food are becoming more expensive these days.
1) "Blud manz getting a Junior Spesh from Sam's ya kno, 2 fillet burgers and 2 fries for £2"

2) "YO MY-SIZE!!!, E-YO MY-SIZE!!!, I don't think that Junior Spesh was on it still"

"Check out that gurl... she is over chung!!!" pointing at a female...
friend replies... "Naw blud, that's Junior Spesh"
by ldndon March 23, 2008
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