He's hot. Really hot. But, all he wants are girls, fame, and money. So be careful and know his full intentions before getting really close with him.
"Juan is so hot oh my lord..."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
by who_r_u_even May 1, 2018
Get the Juan mug.Some fat-ass mother fucker. He won’t be anything, but a fag eating shit in a shed cutting grass for a living.
by Luis Olivares. June 1, 2018
Get the Juan mug.Well, he is probably puertorican or mexican so yeah, you will probably find a Juan. A Juan is often religious (probably catholic) but they commit several crimes. I am a Juan, and i know my friends and my self (We we're all named Juan or Fernando). I live in Mexico but i am puertiorican. I consider you both lucky and unlucky if you meet a Juan. If you see a Juan in the store then you should leave, he is about to rob that shit. But if you are a girl then you are the lucky one. Your Juan will probably buy you a Lamborghini.
Friend: Oh shit! Look over there it is an Juan!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
Me: Is it a man or a woman. Or is it a WOMANMAN!
Friend: its my mum
Me: Well hes gonna fuck yo mamas ass!
by mr.wikipedia October 16, 2018
Get the Juan mug.The damn most sexiest boy in class with the most largest and huge PP you can ever imagine he always smashes the ladies without permission but after a while you start to like it his teacher really fucking sucks too she always looks at him then gives the boy nest to home a doso pass and makes you leave
by Your dad sucky July 22, 2019
Get the Juan mug.He’s the absolute worst. Annoying but quirky. He’s determined but annoying. Hes Always sorry but doesn’t know how to show it.
by Snails dk was November 24, 2019
Get the Juan mug.He’s a genuine, warm-hearted person with the sweetest personality and I guess no words can express Juan perfectly. His name is Juan not Huan, it’s Juan not Yuan. I was surprised by how much I enjoyed talking to him from the start, which has kept me up till this late at night! :)
Happy Birthday Juan!
by stealingasofa May 6, 2019
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