Jose

typical Mexican name

look its jose *millions of beans turn around and look*

by FactsNOTHINGbutFacts May 8, 2019

Jose

Jose’s are pieces of shits that live In California, specifically San Francisco . PERIODT .

girl #1 : I’ve been seeing this guy Jose for a couple of days

Girl #2 : girl ima just warn you ahead of time . Jose is a piece of shit .

by HaterGirlOnMommas1230 May 30, 2022

Jose

A very confused child that for protection follows the crowd. But deeply in it's heart he knows his futbol team is America. Being scared of rejection cheers for the teams he thinks the crowd consider cool. With low self steem looks for an alpha female that's cheers for America that will help for his transition from closet fan to full proud representative for the futbol team America

Hi my name is Jose, Jose Yoyo and I cheer for America futbol team

by AtomTheGiant April 10, 2019

jose

He has angry issues and can’t handle getting rejected you will love and hate him at the same time

Girl: Omg I love him but I hate him to
Girl:Is his name Jose
Girl: yes

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jose

the act of hitting on or trying to get some. n. One being hit on.

josing

1. Are they josing?
2. She's his jose.

by wilfred7493 October 8, 2008

jose

(verb) to relinquish a vehicle to an illegal immigrant operated car wash

"I gotta go jose that customer's car."
"I josed that shit."

by vandalwithoutacause March 10, 2008

Jose

When you have a small dick

That dude i used to date was definitely a Jose, he had a pencil dick

by Exposersince1902 September 2, 2019