Jose

Jose is a guy who has a really short temper and gets mad at any little thing. He only cares for those who he’s close to and barely gives a fuck about anyone he’s not. He’s shy at first but once he gets comfortable talking to you he is the funniest and craziest person you’ll meet.

Jose is really funny

by Weednblunts July 18, 2018

Jose

typical Mexican name

look its jose *millions of beans turn around and look*

by FactsNOTHINGbutFacts May 8, 2019

jose

He has angry issues and can’t handle getting rejected you will love and hate him at the same time

Girl: Omg I love him but I hate him to
Girl:Is his name Jose
Girl: yes

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jose

Jose’s are pieces of shits that live In California, specifically San Francisco . PERIODT .

girl #1 : I’ve been seeing this guy Jose for a couple of days

Girl #2 : girl ima just warn you ahead of time . Jose is a piece of shit .

by HaterGirlOnMommas1230 May 30, 2022

Jose

the act of hitting on or trying to get some. n. One being hit on.

josing

1. Are they josing?
2. She's his jose.

by wilfred7493 October 8, 2008

jose

(verb) to relinquish a vehicle to an illegal immigrant operated car wash

"I gotta go jose that customer's car."
"I josed that shit."

by vandalwithoutacause March 10, 2008

Jose

When you have a small dick

That dude i used to date was definitely a Jose, he had a pencil dick

by Exposersince1902 September 2, 2019