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Jordan

A sweet, caring, cute boy who is country. He never cares what people say about him but is sensitive to some things. He is usually a mama's boy which makes him attractive.
Sam: look its Jordan has so nice!
Emma: ikr! The nicest!
Sam: let's gi talk to #jordan
by Yeeyee3 November 12, 2019
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Jordan

GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!”
Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”
by SO HO December 26, 2018
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Jordan

sexy af and so loyal she’s just so cute and will treat u right. she’s very nice , caring , and nice . she loves spelling coconut with her hips on that dick ya hurdddd .
girls name jordan
by cookie hahah August 20, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a beautiful person. He will love u forever and actually mean it. He will treat u how ur supposed to be treat and no matter how u act he will never leave. Jordan can be a pain some times but u will still love him. He is smart, sweet, young, breath taking, cute, hardly annoying, very curious, adventurous, funny, and the most important thing in ur life. Jordan will be there to hold u and comfort u on the worst days. He wouldn’t leave u for another girl unlike Landon’s. If Jordan is ur boyfriend u shouldn’t let him go because once he’s gone u won’t know what to do with urself. Jordan is ur best friend but also ur soul mate.
Alexis: hey
Jordan: hey wywtta (what u want to talk about)
Alexis: idk hbu (how bout u)

Jordan: idk but I just want u to know I love u and I will never leave u even if I wanted to.
by Jordan’s gf September 1, 2018
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jordan

a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi
"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan
by maximussy April 28, 2021
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Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠
by Natalie20 March 7, 2019
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Jordan

She's a bitch
She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.
by vjojr25 February 2, 2020
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