by brittany and tiffani March 21, 2005
Bob is a jonny no mates
by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004
by __Anonymous__ May 07, 2005
Noun.
A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.
A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.
A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.
by Nature and karma November 27, 2021
A man with beautiful blue eyes, and dark shining hair. Very handsome. A wonderful friend no matter what situation, will always be there for you. The girls love him and everyone wants a jonny B. Once your his girl, he’s not perfect but he’ll treat more wonderful than anyone ever has. A gentleman. Hubby material, and great boyfriend material. Loves Jesus and loves people. A cute goofball. Grew up in Iowa. Very popular. Very humble. Loves choccy milk and a good culver burger. Very sweet.
by Everyone who’s known him September 23, 2020