(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.
A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...
Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.
GP : Yes.
GP : Yes.
by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021
Get the Jihadi Jackhammer mug.A wild and ridiculous sex act that requires lots of preparation on the man's end. Pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his penis with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. It is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. When the time to perform this move, the man gains the female's consent to have regular sex but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. The man then has rough sex in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from orgasm. Then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl's head into the hard ground and assumes position directly over her with his penis pointing down. He then activates the mechanical penis piston system and absolutely fucks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she orgasms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.
3 people were sent to the hospital after a club handed out free penis rigs. Those goddamn Rhodesian jackhammers!
by DTRJ January 30, 2017
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Ir·ish jack·ham·mer ahy-rish jak-ham-er (Verb)
The act of a man with a small penis pounding away mercilessly at a woman's vagina in attempt to get deeper.
(Noun) Small penis of any nationality.
The act of a man with a small penis pounding away mercilessly at a woman's vagina in attempt to get deeper.
(Noun) Small penis of any nationality.
I was having sex with this big girl. I had to give her the Irish jackhammer for her to even feel it!
by Rock Manwood November 10, 2011
Get the Irish Jackhammer mug.When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour
by BKing19 May 3, 2012
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by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013
Get the Steam jackhammer mug.A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
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