Un-invite

When someone invites you to an event knowing that you are busy and will not be able to attend.

"Hey! I'm having a party on Saturday. You should come!"

"Dude, you know I'm out of town all weekend. That's a total un-invite!"

by Michael Gerber July 20, 2008

invitatious

adj. someone offering an invitation, someone issuing many invitations, being gracious about inviting

We decided to be invitatious and invite my "boyfriend" to the fair.

by crazycold September 8, 2005

Invertocock

A dick that is so small that it is actually inside the body.

I am so sad that my Invertocock doesn't attract women.

by boyman123 July 1, 2009

inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in

oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

Inverted Voice

The funny sounding voice you get when you talk only breathing in. Some people get a high pitched inverted voice and some people get a deep sounding inverted voice.

You can try the inverted voice like this, just keep talking and talking without stopping to take a breath, when you breathe in just keep talking and that is the inverted voice. Its really really fun, you should try.

by laceypanties1988 February 14, 2012

Invitati

A FIFA tournament between four to ten people, usually done as part of pre-drinks. The winner of the invitati will usually hand down forfeits to the losers to be completed on the night.

You going to the Ender invitati tonight, mate? I hear he's about to hand out some mad beatingz yo

by Redne Mas January 28, 2014

Inverted Optimus Prime

One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.

"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."

by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 18, 2016