more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

Innocence

1. That one time your 6 year old kid found your lightsaber collection and said they felt sticky

2. What kids lose when they leave a parents bedroom

I lost my innocence when my friend showed me his magazine collection under his bed

by Scythoroast December 4, 2019

innocence

innocence is the absence of guilt

innocence is the absence of guilt

by Harley gurl May 29, 2019

Innocent

Emily Kreek.

“You know that one innocent girl?” “Ya that’s Emily kreek”

by Kateyoumans October 2, 2019

Prince Innocence

Receiving anal sex with a strap-on pegging from a large woman.

"They went back to his place she gave him a prince innocence"

by Dr. Mark Shopowitz March 9, 2016

Innocent Victim

Bass Jam

Innocent victim killed it last night!

by The libertarian Oracle February 24, 2022

Innocent

Johnny Depp is innocent.

Person 1: Is Johnny Depp innocent
Person 2: Yes of course he is Amber Heard is a lying scum

by 6969nicenice January 10, 2021