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Innocence

1. That one time your 6 year old kid found your lightsaber collection and said they felt sticky

2. What kids lose when they leave a parents bedroom
I lost my innocence when my friend showed me his magazine collection under his bed
by Scythoroast December 4, 2019
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innocent pregnancy

Pronunciation: /ˈɪnəsənt prɪˈɡnənsi/
Definition:
1. A pregnancy occurring without (sinque) prior sexual intimacy, is considered divinely induced.
2. The condition of conceiving a child through supernatural powers, bypassing conventional reproduction.
3. A phenomenon celebrated in religious narratives as a miracle of fertility.
4. A rare occurrence regarded as evidence of divine intervention.

Significance:
• It defines virgins capable of bearing children.
• It emphasizes spiritual purity and divine benedictions.
• It identifies exceptional reproductive events.
• It avoids secular interpretations of conception.
• It simplifies explanations of religious doctrines.
• It improves clarity in theological discussions.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon expressions.
Examples:
• "Mary exemplifies the biblical notion of innocent pregnancy."
• "Devotees worship icons associated with innocent pregnancy."
• "Sacred scriptures detail narratives of innocent pregnancy."
• "Scholars analyze historical records mentioning innocent pregnancies."
• "Mystics attribute curing powers to innocently conceived infants."
by Dmitrio August 4, 2025
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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011
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Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.
Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok
by FailedLab May 7, 2018
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Innocents

Innocents is one of the most entertaining and well renowned streamer/professional player in Fortnite E-sports. He is also known for having a "Horse Cock".
Innocents has such huge Peen. Wow Poggers 🥵🥶
by NRG Zayt November 4, 2020
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Tight Innocent balls

"20-year-old testicles" refers to the testicles of a person who is 20 years old. Testicles are male reproductive organs responsible for producing sperm and testosterone. They are part of the male reproductive system and play a crucial role in sexual development and fertility. Testicles typically start developing and growing during puberty and continue to function throughout a man's life.
Person 1: Im happy
Person 2: Let me see your tight innocent balls
person 3: oh...
by CMBD August 9, 2023
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Innocent Mpofu

by A cool dude myself January 7, 2024
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