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tent love

When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.
The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night
by cory's mom12 September 5, 2007
mugGet the tent lovemug.

Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.
"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"
by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 8, 2021
mugGet the Tent Tetheringmug.

tent the speedo

If you check out that hot chick too much, you might tent the speedo.
by jchfhfnfhcjcbcn April 16, 2014
mugGet the tent the speedomug.

Marde tent

by Lyaath September 29, 2021
mugGet the Marde tentmug.

Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"
Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent
by notamorningperson June 25, 2009
mugGet the Akward Tentmug.

Office tent

Gettin' a boner during a meeting at work.
"Got an office tent today when Kendall showed up in that short skirt"
by Spooningwithsatan February 22, 2017
mugGet the Office tentmug.

taco tent

A taco tent is the lift in your pants when you have a boner.
I had a giant taco tent when i saw that girl.
by bunzthomas September 6, 2013
mugGet the taco tentmug.

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