fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

Fuck Me In The Ass

Not literal. When girls say this, it’s because you’re being dumb or they fucked up. Do not take it seriously. You’ll most likely get hit. Or you’ll catch a case.

girl 1: oh fuck me in the ass

boy 1: okay !

by peopleareannoyinggg February 14, 2019

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

What I scream at my friends

“Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus! Fuck me jerry FUCK ME”

by Chicken nugget lover April 24, 2018

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

by swanybeast69 June 28, 2010

fuck me in the heart

An exclaimation of suprise or shock. Term of dismay.

When the IRS fined him $300 for under-reporting $3.45, he exclaimed, "Well fuck me in the heart!".

by GeeBird January 26, 2007

fuck off in my fanny

The art of opening a females vaginal cavity and screaming fuck off, with the intention to fill their syfincter with air causing them to do a fanny fart.

oooooh, the air tickes, you just gave me a really good fuck off in my fanny

by BigDDDX May 24, 2017

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus

I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.

Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*

by HeyItsR13 September 4, 2018